WE COME IN PEACE (a message to Steven Greenstreet)
Steven,I'm sure that you have already gathered that the above photo is of me (Jack Tripper) and my crazy sidekick (The Manager in Charge).
We have heard from an inside source that this blog has caused you much frustration, mental anguish and pain. We are aware that you even consider this an "anti-greenstreet" blog. Nothing could be further from the truth. We do not wish to cause you pain in any way. Therefore we will agree to take this blog down ...... IF...... you will put the hot tub video back on your site and leave it there for one month's time.
That's the deal...... No bargains.
Jack Tripper
&
The Manager in Charge
posted by Jack Tripper @ 10:03 AM
24 Comments:
At 3:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
As much as it would hurt me to see this blog go, I completely second that nomination.
At 11:06 PM,
steven said…
you turds don't scare me!
At 8:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
So did you guys hear about Greenstreet on Saturday night during the Sego Festival when he was asked to leave?
At 8:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
Yea, I heard about it. He was trying to hang TDS posters and the guy paying for the event asked him to stop. Well, Greenstreet used his freedom to ignore and disrespect other people's property and continued to hang them. Then, after much vulgarity and embarrassment on Steve's part, he left in a fit after being told to go by many.
Poor Steve. When will Utah County learn to let The Liberals do whatever they want? That's what being an American is! It's a party, man! U-S-A! U-S-A!
At 9:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
C'mon! Steve isn't scared by you dudes! Besides, those weren't TDS posters. They were posters that promote his new company. It's a music thing. Steve is the new Napster! He's going to take our local music straight to Hollywood with him.
Hey, hey Steve? Can I put some free advertisements up on your new website that promote my new blog? This is America, remember? Everyone should be able to put ads wherever they want, right?
At 9:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
Unbelieveable.
I can't believe those squares down in Utah Valley wouldn't let you make a little money on their dime.
I've got your back, Steve-o.
-Rod D.
At 9:14 AM,
Anonymous said…
Everyone,
Up here in Salt Lake Valley, people put their posters on everything and nobody ever gets mad.
In fact, in West Valley City, entire groups of people spray paint their logos all over the bridges, overpasses, underpasses, walls, cars, trucks, homes and houses AND EVERYBODY LIKES IT!
I've got your back too, buddy.
-Whitey
At 9:15 AM,
Anonymous said…
Steve, I know you would be cool if I wanted to tattoo my website all over your dvd's. You're a sweet dude, bro.
Still got your back!
Rod D.
At 9:17 AM,
Anonymous said…
Have ya'll seen Steve's truck? He knows how to promote. In fact, he was John Kerry's #1 represenative in Utah back in 2004 when he lost.
Steve had, like, 20 John Kerry and 40 Anti-Bush bumper stickers. Steve promotes WITH STYLE! What a stud.
Eat the Rich! Right, Steve?
-Whitey
At 10:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
The Hot Tub Video could come back?
Let's not get too sidetracked with Steve's posters.
-Duke Hazzard
At 10:24 AM,
Anonymous said…
Scene: Steve in a hot tub at a cheap motel
(camera positioned on ground, in front of Steve)
(Steve casually smokes a cigerette and tries to relax. He's been on a plane for weeks and looks like crap. The phone rings...)
Steven: "Hello? Oh, yeah, sorry, did I wake you? Uh, okay, so we need to hang all those teasers tomorrow. We should have, like, 100 people there, so that should be pretty good. Yeah, okay, bye."
(Steve takes another puff and puts his cell phone off to the side. He tries desperately to relax again...and the phone rings once again...)
Steve: "Hello? Yeah, oh, sorry, did I wake you when I called a minute ago? Sorry. Yeah, I'll call you back tomorrow. Cool."
(Steve flicks his cigerette off to the side and finally gives the camera some attention...)
Steve: So I've been traveling for weeks now and my cell has been ringing off the hook. I never get a chance to rest. I've been to 13 different hotels in the last 13 days and every time I get there, the hot tub is already closed...BUT NOT TONIGHT...NOT TONIGHT!"
(Steve sits back and finally relaxes!)
End Scene
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NY Times: "Filmmaking Gold!"
At 1:08 PM,
Anonymous said…
Steve is starting a new Napster? What's he going to call it?
At 1:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
I heard he was considering these names:
Limewire
Firefox
Napster
Bearshare
This Divided State
iTunes 2.
At 1:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
No, no...
Listen, I know Steve pretty well. We're both Liberals and we stick together. In fact, we just shared a pitcher of booz over the weekend and he told me that he's going to call his website "Utah Sucks and Here's Some Utah Music You Can Purchase."
Philo
At 1:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
Guyzz,
Soon enough, we'll be able to thank Steve for underground movies about Utah County AND underground music from Utah County.
Maybe he should run for Mayor in Provo, or finish his Business Degree at BYU. That'd be sweet.
-Whitey
At 1:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
Steve,
I know you read and comment on this blog hourly, so let me verbally announce that I will personally fund your 2008 campaign as Mayor of Provo City! We need your voice of political reason!
Don't be Naive, Vote for Steve!
Greenstreet 08 - Provo City Mayor
(This half is just for Steve, so everyone else can jump to the next comment)
Buddy, we both know you can't make movies and everyone else knows you won't do well in the music industry. So cut the crap, kid, and just be our Mayor for heaven's sake.
Your Path to Political Power,
Mr. Mac
At 1:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Steve,
That's awesome! Mr. Mac is a stud muffin! If you win, can I live in the library or something?
-Philo
At 9:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dooooooouuuuuuugggggggggg!!!!!!!!
At 11:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jaxxx Greenstreet,
Who is Doooouuuuuuuggggg?
-The Manager in Charge
At 10:51 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Guys,
Sorry about all that bad stuff I did. I know I'm always messing everything up. I wish I could just make other people happy.
Your friend,
Dooooooouuuuuuugggggggggg
At 10:52 AM,
Anonymous said…
You suck Dooooooouuuuuuugggggggggg!
At 10:59 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey, go easy on Dooooooouuuuuuugggggggggg. He's trying his best. Just remember that nobody's perfect. I mean, hey, look at Steve. He's just a confused returned missionary who is looking for happiness in all the wrong places. He currently thinks that worldly praise and fame will let him like himself more, even though, deep down, he knows that won't get him anywhere. That's why he hates so much. He's hating others (especially Mormons), because he's really just hating himself. So c'mon bloggers, just give poor Dooooooouuuuuuugggggggggg a break.
-Donald Sutherland
At 11:11 AM,
Anonymous said…
Don't listen to Jaxxx. He's still upset cause Steve looked like such a fool on Saturday night at the Sego Festival in Provo. Apparently, Steve can't make new friends in Salt Lake City, so he crawls back to his old BYU roomies in Provo on the weekends.
At 11:14 AM,
Anonymous said…
Listen Steve, we know you're not making any money right now. So what do ya say? Will you let us take you out for some warm pizza at The Brick Oven this Saturday?
When you come in, ask to be seated on the Lavell Edwards side of the building.
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