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Thursday, March 30, 2006

HOT TUB, THE MOVIE



THIS IS A COMMENT WE RECEIVED TODAY. I FOUND IT VERY THOUGHT PROVOKING. IT'S IN REGARDS TO "HOT TUB" STARRING STEVEN GREENSTREET.

Harper said...

"Steven is a serious filmmaker, and likely has a serious explanation. Can't you fools see his genius? He is a method actor, and is likely doing a project about Macaulay Culkin's early years. This is a very convincing recreation of the scene in Home Alone when Kevin (Macaulay's character) is in the bath tub. And the fact that he is smoking, well, I don't know what that is all about, but you know how those kid actors can be rebellious. Steven is a smart business man to capitalize on the fact that he is a dead ringer for young Macaulay."

click here to watch "HOT TUB"

Then scroll down to "Hot Tub"

posted by Jack Tripper @ 11:43 AM  

27 Comments:

  • At 12:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Macaulay? I guess I can see that, but I belive Steven is crossing over, like Felicity Huffman in Transamerica (but in a juvenile sort of way). With his strong resemblances to Dakota Fanning, Steven is experimenting as a young troubled girl who has imaginary conversations while smoking in the bath tub. Pretty daring stuff, in a Cat in the Hat type of way.

     

  • At 1:10 PM, Blogger Jack Tripper said…

    Where is this video posted? And who posted it?

     

  • At 7:59 PM, Blogger Jack Tripper said…

    Jenny,

    Thanks for sharing that wonderful video with all of us! You are a sweetheart!

    And I can't forget Steven. Steven, thank you for making it! Great job! Good stuff! You're the best!

    The world is full of such wonderful humor, I love presenting these nuggets of comedic gold for the world to enjoy.

    Jack

     

  • At 12:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It seems like Steven must have filmed himself arriving at Ross just before they close, his cell phone constantly ringing as he trys on women's sunglasses. After a few minutes of posing he would say "you know, I always try to shope at Ross Dress for Less, and they are always closed. But NOT TONIGHT."

     

  • At 1:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So Steven, on the thread below you said:

    "Of course, to be fair, the now infamous hot-tub video was part of a series of videos made about how crazy and busy my 2005 U.S. Tour was. If you notice, I hardly get a moment's peace with my cell phone ringing constantly.... "

    I have some questions.

    #1. How long did you have the camera rolling before you were able to get TWO whole callers to call? That's right TWO whole callers!

    It sounded like the first caller was even returning YOUR call. "Did I wake you up?" So that one doesn't count. At best you had one legitimate caller. Gosh! It hardly looks like the phone was ringing constantly.

    #2. Doesn't the fact that you had time HHHHOP in the HHHHHOT TUB and Set up your camera and roll footage of yourself in the HHHOT TUB prove that you had plenty of time on your hands?

    #3. What made you think that filming yourself in a hot tub would be useful for anything other than comedy?

    #4. If HOT TUB, THE MOVIE was made to show how busy you were on "tour" than shouldn't you have taken a different approach to the editing?

    You seemed to be relaxing in the HHHHOT TUB far more than dealing with any pestering callers.

    It seems to me that the real reason you made HOT TUB, THE MOVIE has nothing to do with what you say.

    I find the fact that you film yourself in hot tubs strange, but far stranger that you post it on the internet like it has some sort of value other than comedy.

    5. Have you thought about doing a sequel? You could go with the obvious "HOT TUB 2" or perhaps "BUBBLE BATH"

     

  • At 2:11 AM, Blogger ... said…

    Hey guys! Thanks for the web traffic! You're all helping to increase our ALEXA WEB ratings! Thanks! And also... thanks for making this blog. Seriously, thank you. It makes me feel so good to know that I and I alone help to fill the void in the empty and pathetic lives of all of you. It's actually quite beautiful...

    COMING SOON: Pictures of Steven on set of his latest film, 20th Century Fox's "BEYOND". Oh my God, I bet most of you just creamed yourselves.

     

  • At 6:28 AM, Blogger Jack Tripper said…

    That sounds FANTABULOUS!

    More pictures = More comedy.

     

  • At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Katie said...
    to whoever runs this blog, please moderate comments that are offensive (delete posts or portions of posts that are offensive)

    you can have a blog (that is quite funny, hysterical really) about this guy Steven without being like Steven on that other blog (offensive and small minded)

    This is good for a laugh (I won't be surprised when it's revealed that those other sites are put out by some new comedy group, they can't be real, so ridiculous) But I won't be coming back if your Steven Character (if he is real) is allowed to post anything profane.

    Sorry to come off as a censor, I love parody as much as the next girl, but when you are a mother you gotta walk your talk.

    Thanks!
    kt :)

     

  • At 3:37 PM, Blogger ... said…

    Katie,

    You're so right. A censor is definently needed here. We wouldn't want your sacred eyes of motherhood viewing, say, a shirtless man in a hot tub. Oh, for shame!

    Did you ever think that maybe this isn't your blog and that Jack Tripper can write anything he wants? Or did you just forget that you live in America?

    Go read the Bible to your kids, MILFY MILFY. Leave the Anti-Steven-Greenstreet-Blog-Losers alone.

     

  • At 8:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Steven,
    The hot tub stuff is not a problem. A shirtless man? More like a 9 year old in a baby pool.

    I'm talking about your potty mouth. Jack and everybody else on this blog (and the divided state blog) aren't throwing profane fits every other post.

    kt :)

     

  • At 10:48 PM, Blogger ... said…

    Milfy Katie,

    Look, we all know you've watched my hot tub video dozens of times already. And the only reason you keep coming back to this blog and my blog is because you've got a crush on me. That's OK. I don't mind.

    And if you want to go on thinking of me as a nine year old boy, then go right ahead. That's kinda creepy pedophilish of you, but I forgive you. Just don't tell YOUR nine year old about it...

     

  • At 8:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    (THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN FILTERED BY THE HOST)

    Katie
    shouldn't you be the one censoring what YOUR children see.

    P.S; (GO JUMP IN A LAKE!!!)*
    from a juvenile, treehugging, liberal elitist

    8:03 PM

    *this phrase used profanity in the original post and his been replaced with a milder more family friendly phrase by the host.

     

  • At 8:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ATTENTION ALL POTTY MOUTHS!

    We at Stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com like any decent American citizen are concerned about content on the internet. It is our goal at Stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com to provide family friendly comedy for years to come. Therefore, we reserve the right to delete or "filter" comments that use profanity in all of its forms.

    Thank you for helping us maintain the proper tone on this blog.

     

  • At 10:44 AM, Blogger ... said…

    Yeah, we wouldn't want this blog to decend into childishness and immaturity. Let's get back to making fun of people.

     

  • At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Steven,

    We at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com appreciate your continued support of our blog. We of course owe much of our newly found success on this blog to you. So we can't say thank you enough!

    Thanks also for not using profanity in your most recent comment. Thus helping us keep the proper tone on our blog.

    Is there anything we could do for you to pay you back? Any requests for future posts?

     

  • At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    RightBrainLefty,
    ??????????
    Umm, yes, I do monitor what my children see. I'm not sure, but I think other parents might do the same thing. Was that supposed to be some type of a jab? If so, how dare you! Next thing you'll have the audacity to suggest that I don't let my children (2 and 4) operate a chainsaw or drive a bus.

    Your language and lack of logic are suspiciously similar to what we are used to hearing from a certain Steven. I’m still not convinced that this isn’t a comic charade. I guess it doesn't matter if it still makes us laugh.

    kt :)

     

  • At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Steven,
    The hot tub scene was definitely amusing, but like most low brow comedy, one viewing was enough for me. We all know that you have a crush on yourself, why else would anyone film themselves in a hot tub?

    My kids are too young to worry about you, but perhaps I should warn others to be on the lookout for someone who can convincingly pose as a nine year old, and may be doing exactly that for his imaginary film "Beyond Cub Scouts"

    kt ;)

     

  • At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey right brain guy,

    i checked out where your blog should be, if you are a graphic designer, you should contact the guys who did this divided state, they could really use some help with design. their stuff looks like a high school class did some stuff for fox news.

     

  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger ... said…

    YES! I'm famous!

     

  • At 12:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ccccccchhhhhhhaaaaaa......dddddddd

     

  • At 8:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Steven said earlier:

    COMING SOON: Pictures of Steven on set of his latest film, 20th Century Fox's "BEYOND".

    I told you guys that Steven was a serious film maker and the real deal. As he clearly states, the 20th Century Fox Film "Beyond" is HIS.

    HE is making it.

    Yes, "Beyond" is HIS (Steven Greensteet's) latest film.

    Congratulations to Steven for a well deserved gig as either writer, producer or director.

    So, you all better look a little closer at his great past work (hot tub) because this kid is money.

    This is so cool. Macauley Culkin is like a Phoenix, rising from the ashes of Home Alone and bubble baths to a 20th Century Fox Movie that is HIS.

    He is famous.

    HIS film everyone.

    HIS.

     

  • At 10:09 PM, Blogger ... said…

    Yes!!!! I'm famous!!!!

     

  • At 10:09 PM, Blogger ... said…

    CCCCCHHHHHAAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

     

  • At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey Stevie!

    LOL!

     

  • At 11:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Stevie,

    That's so cool about "YOUR MOVIE!"

    I predict that "YOU" wil win an oscar for "YOUR" movie.

    LOL!!!!

    So you were getting coffee and smokes for the real filmmaker.

    LOL!!!

    Looks like you are owned!

    LOL!!!

    Looks like you are workin' fo' da man!

    LOL!!!

    Hey Steve!

    One more thing......

    LOL DUDE!!!!

     

  • At 11:38 PM, Blogger steven said…

    hey scoop,

    maybe you should call yourself Dog poop. And then you should smell yourself (poop)

    you don't even know what goes into being extremely successful like I am, and you are a dog poop. What's better, being dog poop or being asked by Breck Eisner about the movie beyond. He asked me all the time what I thought the camera should film. When he would ask me, I was like, well, YOU are the director, but I would film this shot real edgy like, so the good ol boys in hollywood don't think you are a poser. Then he would say, what's a guy like you doing in a place like this? I should be shining YOUR shoes!!! Then I'd chuckle and go get him a drink.

    Oh, but he would never say, Man, I wish SCOOP the POOP was here.

     

  • At 2:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i'm beginning to think that the "steve" on this site has to be fake...sure, the picture looks like steve, but the comments he makes seem so lame that i can't believe greenstreet would even make them...c'mon "scoop, dog-poop". actually, i hope it really is steve, because that is really sad/funny.

     

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