STEVEN GREENSTREET

No time for hate, when there's still so much love in the world!

Monday, March 27, 2006

SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2006


(photo courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)

While REAL FILMMAKERS and STARS were trying to avoid having their pictures taken, Steven was busy taking pictures of HIMSELF.

24 Comments:

  • At 8:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Are those Avon sunglasses. I think this broad I know has that same pair.

     
  • At 9:03 AM, Blogger John said…

    Steven was busy taking pictures of HIMSELF

    And apparently the person behind him (Bryan). I can understand how you might have missed that.

    It's so cute the way you hate.

     
  • At 9:14 AM, Blogger John said…

    Oh, c'mon. You approve your comments before they go up? Jeez Jack, if your going to start a "hate" blog about someone, you could at least let others "hate" back without your approval.

    Bad form.

     
  • At 11:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Who said anything about hate?

     
  • At 11:43 AM, Blogger ... said…

    Oh, hell yeah! I got both lovahs AND hatuhs. I'm famous, bitches!

     
  • At 11:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hilarious site!

     
  • At 2:33 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    That picture is terrible unflattering. But then again, no picture of that Bryan ass-hat is flattering.

    Oh shit.

    That picture is of me.

     
  • At 7:17 PM, Blogger Jack Tripper said…

    Jack Tripper (if that is your real name)

    This a great concept for a funny as hell blog! Good going!

    Bryan and Steven,

    I suspect you two are behind this blog. It's nice to see that you can let your hair down (so to speak) and poke fun of yourselves like this.

    However, you should let that John dude in on your little prank here. He seems genuinely up-tight and hateful.

    John,

    Let your hair down with the rest of us and have a good laugh. This whole deal seems to be in good fun. Relax dude! Chill out! Take a cue from Steven and Bryan. Quit being such a hateful tough guy. Just let the love flow. It feels great!

    Duckie

     
  • At 7:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    John, I can see why Bryan and Steven don't have you say much on that other blog. You better stick to what you do best - Looking tough with your cop sunglasses and macho-man beard.

    Don't bring your hate over to our love-fest!

     
  • At 2:14 AM, Blogger ... said…

    THIS IS NOT SOMETHING WE CREATED!!!! Bryan, John, and I have nothing to do with this silly little thing. Some pathetic loser out there is ACTUALLY taking time out of their day to worry and fret about me, Steven Greenstreet.

     
  • At 7:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Steven,

    Do you remeber me?

    I have no idea if and you folks are behind this blog or not. But I just want to remind you to keep your act clean. No more of your hate towards women!

    I have forgiven you for those things you said to me, but it will be a long time before I can forget them.

    Molly

     
  • At 9:15 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I swear to your God I have nothing to do with this blog.

     
  • At 2:34 PM, Blogger Jack Tripper said…

    Bryan,

    Can you tell that John bozo to take a chill pill? He keeps acting like a real tough guy sending me crap that I find extremely offensive and wrong! Tell him to cool his jets!

    John,

    I refuse to post your filthy comments! Try forming a sentence without all of your hate, and I'll consider posting them. You had better watch your step because this blog is a "Hate Free Zone".

    JACK

     
  • At 4:47 PM, Blogger John said…

    Prove it.

     
  • At 7:15 PM, Blogger Jack Tripper said…

    John,

    By proving it, are you asking me to post your comment?

     
  • At 7:56 PM, Blogger Jack Tripper said…

    Or are you wanting me to prove that this is a "Hate Free Zone?"

     
  • At 1:30 AM, Blogger ... said…

    MORE POSTS! MORE POSTS! I WANT TO READ MORE ABOUT ME!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

     
  • At 10:29 AM, Blogger ... said…

    jennyfromtheblock just confirmed... STEVEN GREENSTREET HOUSE PARTIES!!!!! YES!!!! House parties where groups of people get together and watch me in a hot tub!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

     
  • At 11:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Someone made a video of themselves in a hot tub trying to be sexy?

    Is it anything like that chubby dude jedi video that was so poular a while back?

     
  • At 11:17 AM, Blogger ... said…

    Of course, to be fair, the now infamous hot-tub video was part of a series of videos made about how crazy and busy my 2005 U.S. Tour was. If you notice, I hardly get a moment's peace with my cell phone ringing constantly. Go watch all the other videos to put it in context. Or... HAVE MORE HOUSE PARTIES WHERE YOU WATCH THEM ALL IN A ROW!!!!! YEAH BABY!!!!!

     
  • At 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Steven is a serious filmmaker, and likely has a serious explanation. Can't you fools see his genius? He is a method actor, and is likely doing a project about Macaulay Culkin's early years. This is a very convincing recreation of the scene in Home Alone when Kevin (Macaulay's character) is in the bath tub. And the fact that he is smoking, well, I don't know what that is all about, but you know how those kid actors can be rebellious. Steven is a smart business man to capitalize on the fact that he is a dead ringer for young Macaulay.

     
  • At 11:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Macaulay? I guess I can see that, but I belive Steven is crossing over, like Felicity Huffman in Transamerica (but in a juvenile sort of way). With his strong resemblances to Dakota Fanning, Steven is experimenting as a young troubled girl who has imaginary conversations while smoking in the bath tub. Pretty daring stuff, in a Cat in the Hat type of way.

     
  • At 12:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Steven,
    your 2005 was so crazy and busy that you barely had time to film yourself in a hot tub? Man, how do your friends keep up with you?

    It's a pretty good idea, maybe I'll try it at work. I'll video tape myself taking calls, then edit out all the spots where nothing happens like you did, and show it to my boss.

    Did you ever get to a hotel before the gym closed? If so, I hope you taped yourself working out and taking really important calls between curls and one handed push ups.

     
  • At 8:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    this stuff is classic. a while ago this steve guy said that he got his next film funded for 2.5mm on a hand shake. how's that going? I also heard he's a pretty killer p.a. like on his last film. this blog is classic. putting the mirror in front of self important people is really neat.

     

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