ELDER CALLE VERDE: A REBEL WITHOUT A CLUE
(photo courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)
Listen up folks, this news is HOT, SO HOT ... it's SMOKIN' HOT!
Elder Calle Verde is on a new mission - A mission to break ALL the rules!
There have been reports that Calle Verde has broken the follwing mission rules:
He's grown his hair out past his collar, He's going out to dance clubs ALONE without his companion, he's hangin' out in HOT TUBS with camcorders and he's SMOKING "Grand Prix Cigarettes!"
When it comes time to prove to the world that you are no "GOODIE 2 SHOES", nothing says "REBEL" like the rich smooth flavor of "Grand Prix Cigarettes".
"Grand Prix Cigarettes" Aren't you worth it?
If you thought Elder Calle Verde was rebelious, get a load of these rebels:
click here if you are a rebel
Oh just in case you were wondering what the outcome of our online poll was, "WALL-EYE" won by a landslide.
posted by Jack Tripper @ 4:07 PM
63 Comments:
At 7:41 AM,
Anonymous said…
I think it's all smoke and mirrors with Calle Verde. Between his mirrored sunglasses and that cloud of smoke that follows his tiny doll head, he's obviously hoping nobody gets a good look at his wall-eye.
At 4:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
You guys wouldn't know thing one about pushing the envelope. Stephen Greenstreets new movie has a guy pooping into his own hand!!!!
this totally pushes all kinds of envelopes (including manilla). Imagine a movie like American Pie (edgy) but with a political conscience!
I hear that the kid is doing it as a distraction so he can get in to see "Because of Winn-Dixie".
At 5:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
greenstreet isn't doing that movie. bryan young is. greenstreet has nothing to do with it.
At 6:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
You're right. That movie has nothing to do with Greenstreet, he has been too busy rubbing REAL FILMMAKERS' feet and getting beverages for everyone on set to be involved with any other film at the moment. Plus Ambercrombie is coming out with their summer selections so he is sure to be hanging out at the mall trying on new outfits and looking at himself in the mirror a little more than usual for the next few weeks. And get this, I heard he is working on a new self-video-portrait where he relaxes in a bubble bath but can't quite relax because telemarketers keep calling him non-stop on his cell phone.
Greenstreet is such a poser with his wall-eye and cheap cigarettes so he can look all rebelious like that kid from HOME ALONE.
He is totally owned!
At 9:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
I heard that Steve doesn't even know how to inhale! He just likes the way cigarettes make him look.
I say it makes him look like a scumbag with butt breath!
At 8:53 AM,
Anonymous said…
i just checked out greenstreet's myspace site. i looked at his pictures and he definently doesn't have a wall eye or whatever it is. his eyes seem pretty normal. i hate to be the party pooper. maybe you shouldn't post this comment. i'd hate to break so many hearts who had their hopes up and all...
At 10:59 AM,
Anonymous said…
We all have our opinions Jaxxx.
And your opinion is that Greenstreet's eyes are "pretty normal".
Pretty Normal? Hmmm? Isn't "pretty normal" the same thing as "pretty weird"?
It's kind of like the glass being half full or half empty. When they are actually the same thing.
If you thought his eyes were perfectly fine, you should have stated so. But you said that they were "pretty normal" which is very revealing.
I think we both agree on what his eyes look like but choosse different words to describe it. You go with "pretty normal" and I go with "pretty weird".
I am glad to see that we both agree on this.
Have a "pretty normal" day!
Oh Jaxxx, in case you were wondering, I don't believe you broke any hearts with your comment so don't hesitate to comment in the future. Your perspective is much appreciated.
At 12:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
First off: Cool, but weird blog. I'm afraid I haven't quite "gotten it" yet. Why Steven Greenstreet?
Second: What I meant by "pretty normal" was "he doesn't have either a wall or lazy eye".
Sorry, but I think it's "pretty obvious".
At 2:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jaxxx,
We appreciate your perspective here at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com.
To answer your question "Why Steven Greenstreet?"
What else would we talk about on a blog called "stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com"?
Perhaps you're right, maybe he doesn't have either a lazy-eye or a wall-eye but he certainly has the ability to move his left eye independently from his right eye; whether intentionally or unintentionally, I do not know.
What name would you give to this phenomenon?
The Manager in Charge
PS
You wouldn't happen to be "Jaxxx the Med School Guy", would you?
If so, what is the correct medical term for a Wall-eye?
PPS
Do you know Greenstreet personally? If so, can you confirm whether he indeed smokes "Grand Prix Cigarettes" for the rich smooth flavor or merely for the "REBEL" image he is desperately trying to portray?
At 4:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dear Mr. Blogsport.com,
I just don't understand my boy. He refuses to get a job because he thinks he's going to be a big Hollywood actor/director, so I constantly give him more money so he can survive...but then he always borrows the van and heads straight to Mervyn's California to blow it all on hats, scarves, gloves, feminine cigarettes, and whatever else he sees on the cover of Marie Claire.
Will you guys please help me by being a better example to poor Steven?
He's never had many friends. In grade school, he was pretty severely mocked for being the only 4th grader to openly breastfeed. Then, that wall-eye certainly didn't help much during the Jr. High years. High school was especially hard on me, seeing as how he lettered in both band AND drama (he actually named his letterman's jacket "Chewbacca").
After months of therapy, we finally talked him into going on a mission. That's where he got up enough confidence to ask out his first heterosexual date during a District Meeting. She lasted for a while, but, as soon as they had their joint homecoming talks, his "big movie career" plans began and the walls began to crumble.
I just wish kids came with instruction manuals.
Any advice is helpful,
Steve's Dad
At 4:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Corn-holios,
I think you losers should all shut your butt-traps! I think Greenstreets movie was very smart, inteligent, politicale, and good. I dont think Ive ever seen you dudes do anything good except try to make a interrnet thing about Steve that looked like something that dropped out of my fat butt-trap. Ive got a friend that could hack this whenever he wanted anyway. Dont be surprised when your pictures are all over this thing instead of his!
Aloe
PS Can we still vote on the severity of his eye problem?
At 4:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Corn-holios,
I think you losers should all shut your butt-traps! I think Greenstreets movie was very smart, inteligent, politicale, and good. I dont think Ive ever seen you dudes do anything good except try to make a interrnet thing about Steve that looked like something that dropped out of my fat butt-trap. Ive got a friend that could hack this whenever he wanted anyway. Dont be surprised when your pictures are all over this thing instead of his!
Aloe
PS Can we still vote on the severity of his eye problem?
At 4:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
"On a side note, walking on the concrete and asphalt of Salt Lake City felt like a trampoline today. I kid you not."
Steve Greenstreet
Filmmaker
May 20, 2006
At 6:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
Aloe Vera,
You obviously don't know Steven Greenstreet because he is totally down with this blog. He "gets off on it". So just settle down, he is a totally laid back dude with a great sense of humor. You obviously don't have much of one sorry to say.
The Manager in Charge
At 9:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
Man, this blog gets quite a bit of action! Who is Steven Greenstreet?
At 10:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
He's that dude in "Hot Tub, the movie." He's way radical! He's like the biggest baddest rebel ever!
At 10:42 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Manager (oF THE LOSER FARM),
Why dont you shut your pie hole before I put my meat hook in it! You fags obviusly dont even know Steven or his friends. I wish I knew where you lived so that I could plug your tail pipe with my Doc Martin! TDS was an AWARD WINNING movie! Maybe he did use footage that wasnt his. Maybe he does look like Dakota Fanning. Maybe he does sit alone in hot tubs and then show it to the cyber space. Who cares?
At least he got to make "Beyond" with the money he's still counting from TDS! Seriously just go blow it out your pie hole!
Aloe Vera
At 10:55 AM,
Anonymous said…
Dear Misunderstood People of this Blog,
Steve and I have been friends for years. He's a good guy who would give you the blouse off his back and someone obviously has a chip on their shoulder about his many, many successes. I believe he's a fine filmmaker and knows exactly what he's doing with his young career. Steve has always had great personal hygiene and has never once looked like a troll, gremlin, washed-up child actor, or doll-butt. I'll back-up Steve through thick and think because that's what friends are for; and I know he'd do the same for me.
Sincerely,
I Don't Exist
P.S. Don't discredit me just because my middle name is a contraction.
At 10:58 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey does anybody know where I can buy some "Grand Prix Cigarettes"?
I got a date this weekend and I thought I would buy a leather jacket and start smoking, you know - to impress her.
Later taters!
Chad
PS
Steven,
How do you like me now?
At 11:09 AM,
Anonymous said…
STEVE HAS DONKEY BREATH!
At 3:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
yes, i know (knew) greenstreet. and i can confirm that he neither has nor ever had anything weird going down with his eye(s).
and what's all this about him hooking up with some girl missionary? he didn't marry anyone from his mission.
and he smokes Camels. but I think he's smoking a Marbolo Cowboy Killer in that one picture you have.
i have more stories and more info if you want me to tell...
At 7:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jaxxx,
How long have you known "Mr. G"?
And where did you say you knew him from?
At 9:54 PM,
Anonymous said…
i don't know him anymore. i knew him. around the same time you did.
At 10:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jaxxx,
You speak as though you know this here Manager in Charge.
Who do you think be the manager in charge?
PS
When you say you "knew" him, you aren't saying what I think you're saying, are you?
At 11:56 PM,
Anonymous said…
manager,
no, i didn't have sex with him. if that's what you meant by "knew him".
but i knew him well enough I guess.back before his "wild and crazy" movie career of course.
i've got stories and stories about our boy Greenstreet. stories that make the hot tub video look like child's play (pardon the pun).
and a friend told me who you are. maybe they were wrong, though.
jaxx
At 7:19 AM,
Anonymous said…
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
At 7:24 AM,
Anonymous said…
Jaxxx,
What you say is very interesting. To prove you speak words of truth, tell me my name and the name of your friend.
PS
I will NOT post your next comment so that you may speak freely.
At 12:27 PM,
Anonymous said…
STEVE HAS CAMEL BREATH!
At 12:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
STEVE HAS CAMEL BREATH!
At 12:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Little Stevie Geenstreet has a WALL EYE, Camel Breath and a CAMEL TOE!
At 12:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
alright, why are you deleting my comments? i thought this blog was one of love? what are you afraid of?
i have taken great offense at this insult. the public has a right to know the truth!
At 1:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
JAXX SUXX!
At 1:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
Settle down Jaxxx! We at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com have not deleted any of your comments. (Although we have always reserved the right to "filter", delete or simply not publish any comment for any reason.) So don't try to be all tough.
The comment that was deleted was one that I posted with a typo, I discovered the typo and re-posted my comment without the typo a few minutes later.
I am just sitting on one of your comments for the moment because you used the word "sex" and our filtering system tagged it. It looks like it is probably OK but I want to get a second opinion before I publish it. We always want our blog to be family friendly. We have very BIG PLANS for the future of stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com!
So Jaxxx, why haven't you answered my questions? You wouldn't be bluffing would you?
At 1:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
STEVE AND JAXXX HAVE MOOSE FACES!
At 4:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
i just said that one of my friends told me who you are. what's so offensive about that?
seriously, it's ok. let's move on so that i can expound on more Family Friendly Greenstreet stories...!
At 5:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jaxxx,
You are still avoiding my questions.
Answer these 3 questions:
#1. Who did your friend say The Manager in Charge was?
#2. What is the name of your friend?
#3. How are you liking Salt Lake City?
PS
I find it odd that you say:
"i just said that one of my friends told me who you are. what's so offensive about that?"
I have never taken offense to anyting you have ever said Jaxxx (at least not under that name)
You on the other hand said this:
" alright, why are you deleting my comments? i thought this blog was one of love? what are you afraid of?
i have taken great offense at this insult. the public has a right to know the truth!"
You seem to be a little edgie Jaxxx, is something bothering you that you would like to get out in the open. I find talking about my problems with others helps me far more than lashing out at others. Maybe you should relax a little and not be so easily offended.
At 6:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
i shall not expose my friend for leaking classified information. suffice to say that I'm not in SLC, I live pretty close to you and that might be enough to give away who I am.
i wasn't offended. i was just put off that you deleted my comment. nothing more than that.
let it just be know that Greenstreet smokes Camels, maybe has something going one with his eye, and is way too much of a lady's man.
At 6:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
I HAVE CAMEL BREATH!
At 7:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jaxxx,
If you weren't offended then why did you say:
"i have taken great offense at this insult. the public has a right to know the truth!"
Also I DID NOT DELETE ANY OF YOUR CRUMMY COMMENTS! GET IT STRAIGHT!
Jaxxx, We have insider information that Calle Verde is fond of the rich smooth flavor of "Grand Prix Cigarettes"
Grand Prix Cigarettes, aren't you worth it Jaxxx?
At 8:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
ok
At 9:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
So what if Greenstreet makes crappy movies? So what if he dresses like a "Wal-Mart hipster" and physically looks like a girl? Does that REALLY make you haters sleep better at night? I mean, really, do you all think it's THAT funny when he takes pictures and video of himself and puts it on the web? It's not that funny, people! Maybe someday when Steve is YOUR Department Head at Target and he's the one telling you to work the night shift, it won't be so funny anymore. He'll be the one laughing at you cause he'll be in a white shirt and tie with khaki cargo pants and you'll just be in a red polo shirt with khaki cargo pants. I bet none of you lame, pathetic people have ever thought about that! STEVE ACTUALLY HAS A FUTURE IN RETAIL!
At 10:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
Wes,
We're not stupid. You're trying to make fun of Steve by saying that he'll only amount to being a D.H. at Target. You think you're so witty and sarcastic. Well guys what, boy! You're not! You think you can mock Steve's styles, sexuality, humor and face, but he'll be, at least, an assistant manager. So while you're cleaning off the urinal cakes in the bathroom, he'll be making the schedules for the Department Heads! Suck on that, home-boy!
Josh L.
At 10:27 PM,
Anonymous said…
Josh and Wes,
I beg to differ. I worked with Steve on T.D.S. and he isn't cut for a position in retail management. Don't get me wrong, he isn't totally worthless. I just think I see him working more at the electronics counter cause he likes working around cameras and has a little experience there.
Corom H.
P.S. In fact, Steve, if you're reading, I could put in a good word for you.
At 10:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
I agree with Corom. Steve taught me how to turn on the camera, put in the tape, label the tape, and give him the tape when I was done. He knows a lot about camera stuff.
At 10:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
Guys,
Steve taught me a lot about camera operation as well. He taught me that you don't need a tri-pod, good audio, a plot, an editor, or a clue in order to make a bad film.
Jed C.
At 10:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey guys,
Remember that time while we were making TDS and Steve walked in wearing those baggy JNCO jeans with like, ten hundred zillion pockets on them? It was so funny. Steve's a real ham!
Amanda R.
At 10:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey guys,
Remember that time while we were making TDS and Steve walked in wearing those baggy JNCO jeans with like, ten hundred zillion pockets on them? It was so funny. Steve's a real ham!
Amanda R.
At 10:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
STEVE SMELLS LIKE HAM!
At 10:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey has anyone been over to that other blog. It's pretty sad because it's not getting any traffic.
Bwwahaaaaaahaaaaaa!
At 11:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
Yeah, I remember those jeans like it was yesterday. What do you think he kept in all those goofy pockets?
At 11:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
I bet that's where he kept his swimming trunks, goggles, towels, water-socks, and nose plugs for emergency hot-tubbing between shoots.
At 11:21 PM,
Anonymous said…
Steve and I went for a hot tub dip together once. I don't remember exactly when it was, but I do know that it was NOT TONIGHT!
Do you really think he was serious with that hot tub video? Amazing.
At 11:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
STEVE SMELLS LIKE POOP!
THANKS MARY J.
At 11:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
I hate hot tubs. Once I got into one and someone had left a candy bar in it that looked like floating poop. It was so real that I decided then that I'd never get in a hot tub again!
At 11:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
At 11:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
Can I still cast one vote for the Wall Eye?
At 12:24 AM,
Anonymous said…
i work at Target. I could totally get steve a job there. NOT! I got dreams, man. Real dreams. 4 years at Target is too long. Time to make a move!
At 1:56 AM,
Anonymous said…
I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLED LIKE STEVE'S FACE!
At 8:08 AM,
Anonymous said…
It really is tremendous the response that we are getting on stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com. I'ts a lot of work keeping up with all the comments. But I am up to the task. There is a lot of good that we are accomplishing here so let's all keep it up!
There are those who are jealous of the success that is stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com. These people are leaving crass comments that I will not be publishing because they are definately not what I would call "family friendly." I think we all know who the little potty mouth is.
Mr. Potty Mouth, If want to join this online party, you have to play by MY RULES, becuase I am "THE MANAGER IN CHARGE."
BWAAAAAHHAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO
EEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEHHHEEEEEEHHHHEEEEE
AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAA
At 9:21 AM,
Anonymous said…
Spatula,
Our filtering system did not tag your comment because it didn't contain bad language. However after I read your comment which spoke of Steven and a dog, I decided it was not apropriate for this family friendly blog. Please people, let's keep it clean, let's not stoop to his level. What is he 5'2", that a lot of stooping.
At 4:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
you guys are butt-holes. steve is my DOG and a filmmaking legend. he is letting me work with him on his next film "this divided face: the struggles of a wall-eye."
At 9:20 AM,
Anonymous said…
Steve, your eye is giving me the willies! You should get a patch on that bad boy - like pronto!
At 3:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Greenstreet has a rogue eyeball!
Walleyes RULE!
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