Major dittos dude or dudette (as the case may be.)
Greenstreet is a HUGE POSER! Literally! Think about it! He poses in a HOT TUB for cryin' out loud! He poses with a cigarette hangin' out of his mouth like it's the latest fashion statement! He goes out and buys "Rancid" T-shirts from the mall...RANCID! What a POSER! Oh and don't even get me started on his blasted flipped collar, his gay sunglasses or those ridiculous beanies he paid BIG MONEY for at Ambercrombie so he can wear them indoors!
Here's a funny thought, imagine Steven Greenstreet trying to decide on which outfit to wear in the morning.
"OK, if I wear these jeans that I slashed with a razor near the crotch, then I should probably wear this ultra hip oversized belt buckle that I got at the mall. Oh nuts! This Rancid shirt looks cool but it covers the fashion belt buckle that I just got. Maybe I could tuck my shirt in so people could still see my belt buckle and I could use it as a conversational piece. The tucked in look just isn't considered cool these days. None of the ultra hip bands I watch on MTV are wearing their shirts tucked in. Maybe I could tuck my shirt in just in the front so I could feature my new buckle and still have the hip untucked look! Oh boy, I wish I had time to run over to the mall. I think Ambercrombie got their new shippment in today. I could buy another Ambercrombie beanie. I look so good in those! Honey, have you seen my sweat bands? The ones that match the green Ambercrombie beanie? Thanks Hun, I just really want to look extra hot today! What? What's that honey? Well of course I bought all of this stuff so I could look hot for you! I'm a slave to fashion for you Honey. I do all of this for you!
I am nominating this blog for the Funniest Blog in Cyberspace Award.
Keep up all the good work!
Provo-lone
PS
Duckie, I clicked on your name to see if you had your own blog and I was bummed out to learn that you didn't. That whole Steven in the morning trying to decide on what to wear bit is some funny junk!
In honor of Steven Greenstreet's inspirational revolutionary movement including his penchant for NANCING AROUND in Hot Tubs alone with his cigarettes, engaging in Chicken Fight Olympics with Chinese boys who are way taller than himself, collecting Crappy Poser oversized Belt Buckles the size of man-hole covers, sporting a TINY DOLL HEAD, doing that Mr. Miyagi thing with his hands when he works as official foot rubber and back scrubber for the Director of the film, "Beyond", making lard patty melts to feed to his obviously malnourished hamhanded, sweaty, body odor machine mentor Michael Moore, attending the Coachella Music Festival in CA only to get his petite "ass kicked" by other attendees when he attempted to "rock out" to WOLF MOTHER, and his innate ability to allow himself to "BE OWNED"-----
In light of all of these inspiring moments in the life of one, Steven Greenstreet, I have become MOVED the point of ACTION here people!!!!!!!
THEREFORE I am officially calling for Friday, May 5, 2006 to be the official: "DAY WITHOUT STEVEN GREENSTREET".
YES People---We will SHOW THE WHOLE DARN NATION the impact that this little TERD BOILER has on all of us. YESSSSS.....Finally--Steven Greenstreet FLEXES his political and economic muscles!!!
I am calling for STEVEN GREENSTREET personally, to make himself DISAPPEAR; to make himself NON-EXISTENT---AND--to NOT buy ANY belt buckles, Rancid t-shirts, Grand Prix cigarettes (the ones all the kids smoke), Abercrombie and Fitch Little Boys' Beanies, Oversized Jackie Onasis Sunglasses, Barbara Streisand CDs, DO NOT Rub the feet, back or any other body part of the Director of the film "Beyond", REFRAIN from STEALING other people's work and using it in his own pathetic projects, STOP trying to get Mtv to buy his leftist pinko crap film, and last but NOT least, I call on Steven Greenstreet to keep his LAME, little Toady and Lap Child "Bryan" from posting ANYTHING on www.thisdividedstate.blogspot.com for the entire 24 hours of May 5, 2006.
Between Steven Greenstreet, his bootlicking sidekick, "Bryan", and his non-showering, obese, never had a girlfriend father figure Michael Moore, this nation will feel the IMPACT of Steven Greenstreet and his CRONIES!!!!
All businesses that sell beanies and belt buckles will get a big kick in the pants and everyone will be asking, "What the heck are we going to do with no Steven Greenstreet for a day??? No COTTON PICKIN' Steven Greenstreet NANCING AROUND in a Hot Tub!!!!!!!!OHHHHHHH.....THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!"
MAY 5, 2006----OFFICIALLY NAMED: "A DAY WITHOUT STEVEN GREENSTREET"
Total strange coincidence that Friday, May 5, 2006, which is the official "A Day Without Steven Greenstreet" is also a Mexican Holiday called "Cinco de Mayo".
What is even more ironic is that having been there, I happen to KNOW FOR A FACT that Mexicans don't really even eat mayonaise (they like to call it just "MAYO") and furthermore they don't even like it!! Notice how that "DAY WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS" this past Monday didn't even faze those people in the mayonaise industry. They just laughed it off.
But for whatever reason, Mexico has a special holiday for mayonaise where everyone drinks green beer and wears green and eats mayonaise nachos and mayonaise sandwiches or something and because there are so many Mexicans here in the states, we have to celebrate it too.
A buddy of mine has his wife slip Miracle Whip into some of the sandwiches just to screw with people on this day. Man that's funny!!!
Happy Cinco de Mayo and Happy Day Without Steven Greenstreet!!!!!
I went to Venezuela on my mission with Steve and he's right when he reminds us all how famous he is.
Elder Greenstreet met his ex-wife on his mission. He was famous for that. She was a Hermana. They got the ball rolling before his 2 years and her year and a half were up.
Oh, and he told everyone to call him "Elder Verde Calle." He was a famous nerd (even among missionaries) for that one.
He was also pretty famous in our mission for baptizing over 20 children that were under the age of 8. I'm being dead serious.
And...unfortunately, he was also famous for telling lots of other innocent Venezuelans that they'd be rewarded financially for their baptisms.
Thanks Elder Verde Calle! You're 2 years were much appreciated!
"Hey, six-year-old little Venezuelan girl, do you have any plans later? Cause I've got this white jumpsuit that would look great on you. My girlfriend and I would love to take you over to the local Mormon church and show you our pool. Does your dad have a job? No? Well invite him too. I've got a ten dollar bill in my pocket with his name on it. Oh, and little girl, you just got OWNED by Elder Verde Calle! Whoot-Whoot!"
where ever I go, I meet people who know greenstreet, and not once has a person say, "Oh him, he is a great guy!"
it's usually: "Hey he stole tapes from walgreens to make his first movie" or "He stole a script from me" or "He baptized 6 year-old girls" or "He looks like Gareth Keenan from The Office".
I think these people are just haters. Don't you guys get it HE IS AN ARTIST. Sure it isn't always his art, but he is INSPIRED. Remember that time that he had a "feeling" that the plane was going to crash and it didn't?
the guy is a prophet of art, have you ever seen him do his Dakota Fanning impersonation? (he is doing it right now).
HERE IS PROOF THAT HE IS AN ARTIST:
Look at all the things that he has done since TDS (what the cool kids are calling it these days).
Esteban Verde-Calle,
Don't let these h8ers get to you. Smoke a clove cigarette for me! I can't wait to see your next film. I am almost done with it, so you can come get it whenever you want.
You turds are all Jerks. Why don't you pick on someone your own size. What did I do to you? Maybe you should watch TDS (that's This Divided State to you) and learn a thing or two from the master of disaster.
15 Comments:
At 9:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
is that a boy in the upper corner, or is that Glenn Close?
LOL!!!!
has anyone seen
steviegreenstreet.blogspot.com
LOL!!!!
At 9:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
Karma is a beautiful thing!
I bet this Greenstreet poser is running for the hills scared of all the bad Karma coming his way.
Everyone has this sad little poser's number right now.
He is owned!
At 6:41 AM,
Jack Tripper said…
"Homie Don't Play That",
Major dittos dude or dudette (as the case may be.)
Greenstreet is a HUGE POSER! Literally! Think about it! He poses in a HOT TUB for cryin' out loud! He poses with a cigarette hangin' out of his mouth like it's the latest fashion statement! He goes out and buys "Rancid" T-shirts from the mall...RANCID! What a POSER! Oh and don't even get me started on his blasted flipped collar, his gay sunglasses or those ridiculous beanies he paid BIG MONEY for at Ambercrombie so he can wear them indoors!
Here's a funny thought, imagine Steven Greenstreet trying to decide on which outfit to wear in the morning.
"OK, if I wear these jeans that I slashed with a razor near the crotch, then I should probably wear this ultra hip oversized belt buckle that I got at the mall. Oh nuts! This Rancid shirt looks cool but it covers the fashion belt buckle that I just got. Maybe I could tuck my shirt in so people could still see my belt buckle and I could use it as a conversational piece. The tucked in look just isn't considered cool these days. None of the ultra hip bands I watch on MTV are wearing their shirts tucked in. Maybe I could tuck my shirt in just in the front so I could feature my new buckle and still have the hip untucked look! Oh boy, I wish I had time to run over to the mall. I think Ambercrombie got their new shippment in today. I could buy another Ambercrombie beanie. I look so good in those! Honey, have you seen my sweat bands? The ones that match the green Ambercrombie beanie? Thanks Hun, I just really want to look extra hot today! What? What's that honey? Well of course I bought all of this stuff so I could look hot for you! I'm a slave to fashion for you Honey. I do all of this for you!
Greenstreet is totally owned! What a poser!
At 8:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
This blog is fantastic! Greenstreet is a big poser and it's hilarious that somebody is calling him on all of his ridiculousness.
Thanks for all the laughs Jack.
At 10:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
LOL!!!!!
I am nominating this blog for the Funniest Blog in Cyberspace Award.
Keep up all the good work!
Provo-lone
PS
Duckie, I clicked on your name to see if you had your own blog and I was bummed out to learn that you didn't. That whole Steven in the morning trying to decide on what to wear bit is some funny junk!
Laters!
At 12:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
Duckie! Duckie! Duckie! Duckie! Duckie! Duckie! Duckie! Duckie!
LOL!!!!!!
At 1:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hear Ye!!!! Hear Ye!!!
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Hear Ye I say....
In honor of Steven Greenstreet's inspirational revolutionary movement including his penchant for NANCING AROUND in Hot Tubs alone with his cigarettes, engaging in Chicken Fight Olympics with Chinese boys who are way taller than himself, collecting Crappy Poser oversized Belt Buckles the size of man-hole covers, sporting a TINY DOLL HEAD, doing that Mr. Miyagi thing with his hands when he works as official foot rubber and back scrubber for the Director of the film, "Beyond", making lard patty melts to feed to his obviously malnourished hamhanded, sweaty, body odor machine mentor Michael Moore, attending the Coachella Music Festival in CA only to get his petite "ass kicked" by other attendees when he attempted to "rock out" to WOLF MOTHER, and his innate ability to allow himself to "BE OWNED"-----
In light of all of these inspiring moments in the life of one, Steven Greenstreet, I have become MOVED the point of ACTION here people!!!!!!!
THEREFORE I am officially calling for Friday, May 5, 2006 to be the official:
"DAY WITHOUT STEVEN GREENSTREET".
YES People---We will SHOW THE WHOLE DARN NATION the impact that this little TERD BOILER has on all of us. YESSSSS.....Finally--Steven Greenstreet FLEXES his political and economic muscles!!!
I am calling for STEVEN GREENSTREET personally, to make himself DISAPPEAR; to make himself NON-EXISTENT---AND--to NOT buy ANY belt buckles, Rancid t-shirts, Grand Prix cigarettes (the ones all the kids smoke), Abercrombie and Fitch Little Boys' Beanies, Oversized Jackie Onasis Sunglasses, Barbara Streisand CDs, DO NOT Rub the feet, back or any other body part of the Director of the film "Beyond", REFRAIN from STEALING other people's work and using it in his own pathetic projects, STOP trying to get Mtv to buy his leftist pinko crap film, and last but NOT least, I call on Steven Greenstreet to keep his LAME, little Toady and Lap Child "Bryan" from posting ANYTHING on www.thisdividedstate.blogspot.com for the entire 24 hours of May 5, 2006.
Between Steven Greenstreet, his bootlicking sidekick, "Bryan", and his non-showering, obese, never had a girlfriend father figure Michael Moore, this nation will feel the IMPACT of Steven Greenstreet and his CRONIES!!!!
All businesses that sell beanies and belt buckles will get a big kick in the pants and everyone will be asking, "What the heck are we going to do with no Steven Greenstreet for a day??? No COTTON PICKIN' Steven Greenstreet NANCING AROUND in a Hot Tub!!!!!!!!OHHHHHHH.....THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!"
MAY 5, 2006----OFFICIALLY NAMED:
"A DAY WITHOUT STEVEN GREENSTREET"
At 10:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
You're a nerd.
At 10:24 AM,
Anonymous said…
Total strange coincidence that Friday, May 5, 2006, which is the official "A Day Without Steven Greenstreet" is also a Mexican Holiday called "Cinco de Mayo".
What is even more ironic is that having been there, I happen to KNOW FOR A FACT that Mexicans don't really even eat mayonaise (they like to call it just "MAYO") and furthermore they don't even like it!! Notice how that "DAY WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS" this past Monday didn't even faze those people in the mayonaise industry. They just laughed it off.
But for whatever reason, Mexico has a special holiday for mayonaise where everyone drinks green beer and wears green and eats mayonaise nachos and mayonaise sandwiches or something and because there are so many Mexicans here in the states, we have to celebrate it too.
A buddy of mine has his wife slip Miracle Whip into some of the sandwiches just to screw with people on this day. Man that's funny!!!
Happy Cinco de Mayo and Happy Day Without Steven Greenstreet!!!!!
At 11:17 PM,
Anonymous said…
I went to Venezuela on my mission with Steve and he's right when he reminds us all how famous he is.
Elder Greenstreet met his ex-wife on his mission. He was famous for that. She was a Hermana. They got the ball rolling before his 2 years and her year and a half were up.
Oh, and he told everyone to call him "Elder Verde Calle." He was a famous nerd (even among missionaries) for that one.
He was also pretty famous in our mission for baptizing over 20 children that were under the age of 8. I'm being dead serious.
And...unfortunately, he was also famous for telling lots of other innocent Venezuelans that they'd be rewarded financially for their baptisms.
Thanks Elder Verde Calle! You're 2 years were much appreciated!
At 11:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
"Hey, six-year-old little Venezuelan girl, do you have any plans later? Cause I've got this white jumpsuit that would look great on you. My girlfriend and I would love to take you over to the local Mormon church and show you our pool. Does your dad have a job? No? Well invite him too. I've got a ten dollar bill in my pocket with his name on it. Oh, and little girl, you just got OWNED by Elder Verde Calle! Whoot-Whoot!"
At 5:03 PM,
Anonymous said…
where ever I go, I meet people who know greenstreet, and not once has a person say, "Oh him, he is a great guy!"
it's usually: "Hey he stole tapes from walgreens to make his first movie" or "He stole a script from me" or "He baptized 6 year-old girls" or "He looks like Gareth Keenan from The Office".
I think these people are just haters. Don't you guys get it HE IS AN ARTIST. Sure it isn't always his art, but he is INSPIRED. Remember that time that he had a "feeling" that the plane was going to crash and it didn't?
the guy is a prophet of art, have you ever seen him do his Dakota Fanning impersonation? (he is doing it right now).
HERE IS PROOF THAT HE IS AN ARTIST:
Look at all the things that he has done since TDS (what the cool kids are calling it these days).
Esteban Verde-Calle,
Don't let these h8ers get to you. Smoke a clove cigarette for me! I can't wait to see your next film. I am almost done with it, so you can come get it whenever you want.
At 11:04 PM,
steven said…
You turds are all Jerks. Why don't you pick on someone your own size. What did I do to you? Maybe you should watch TDS (that's This Divided State to you) and learn a thing or two from the master of disaster.
At 11:24 PM,
steven said…
you have a doll butt!!!
At 12:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
Doll head!!! Awesome!!!
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