"LAZY-EYE" or "WALL-EYE"? ..... YOU DECIDE!
(photos courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)
There have been reports of Mr. Greenstreet having either a "lazy-eye" or a "wall-eye". We at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com are not sure which it is - the "lazy-eye" or the "wall-eye". However, we will not sit idly by, we will get to the bottom of this most important matter and report our findings to our readers. "What can you do about?" You ask yourself. We're glad you asked. Simply examine these photos and participate in our online poll.
Thank you for your participation.
Note: The "lazy-eye" has the tendency to drift while the "wall-eye" for the most part stays put, yet slightly askew. Hence the name “wall-eye.” Click on the photo to view a larger version before casting your vote.
32 Comments:
At 11:11 PM, Anonymous said…
Have you POSERS considered the fact that maybe Steven is just a little DIZZY from being on a much HIGHER plane than you? He made TDS for heaven's sake!!! If he wants to rest one of his eyes, he can. He's EARNED the right! Have you? Not even close!!!
At 6:42 AM, Jack Tripper said…
I am gonna have to go with the "wall eye" on this one Jack and that's my final answer.
For the record my left leg is about 1 inch shorter than my right so I think I know pretty much how Steven feels.
At 10:33 AM, Anonymous said…
Upon close inspection of theses photos of Steven Greenstreet, I would like to cast two votes - one for each eye!
Steven's left eye = Wall-eye
Steven's right eye = Lazy-eye
Voting has never been so much fun!
At 4:20 PM, Anonymous said…
I'm casting my vote for WALL-EYE.
At 6:04 PM, Anonymous said…
he doesn't have either. come up with something else.
At 10:32 PM, Anonymous said…
Wall eye!
At 8:38 AM, Anonymous said…
Chalk another one up for wall eye.
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous said…
cast one vote for "this blog is funny"
At 5:29 PM, Anonymous said…
get a life
At 6:19 PM, Anonymous said…
Sandy V.,
We the staff of "stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com" are sorry to report that we could not post your comment due to vulgarity.
We appreciate your daily reading of our blog. Your existence brings so much joy and laughter into our lives!
How can we ever repay you for these choicest of times?
Come again Sandy,
Sincerley,
The Entire Staff of "Stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com"
At 8:41 PM, Anonymous said…
People,
He obviously has a funky left eye. Big deal! We all have our little imperfections. It's these little imperfections that make us human.
Keep it real Greenstreet!
Lots o' love,
Chaka Khan
At 9:21 AM, Jack Tripper said…
Chaka,
Is there any way that you could send me a signed 8 x 10 glossy? I love your stuff.
Jack
At 10:36 AM, Anonymous said…
Jack,
If you would like to donate to the Chaka Khan Foundation, my peeps will gladly send you out an 8 x 10 glossy.
Check it out at:
www.chakakhanfoundation.org
By the way who is this Greenstreet kid anyway? He seems like just another white kid who's trying to be all black.
At 1:00 PM, Anonymous said…
Hey, the word I'm hearing through the grape vine is that Greenstreet is heading to the Sydney Film Festival in Australia and then to Jerusalem for a film festival in Israel. Man! What a loser! Only losers live their dreams! Put one vote in for pretty eyes...
At 4:18 PM, Anonymous said…
Reality Fan,
That's cool that he's having all that success with TDS.
I suppose his eyes are fairly "pretty" if you look at one of them at a time that is. The two together gets a little distracting, but still rather "pretty", I suppose.
Farley
At 12:16 AM, Anonymous said…
I was just wondering if Greenstreet still drives around in that truck with John Kerry bumper stickers all over it. Once he freaked out when we booted him for parking in a handicapped stall.
Now that I see he has a "wall eye," I guess maybe he was legally parked.
Sorry Steve.
Oh, and as for your "film," keep pushing it in the 3rd World. They LOVE sub-par quality and content!
At 12:20 AM, Anonymous said…
Does anyone around here have Steve's cell phone number? I want to give him ONE MILLION DOLLARS for TDS!
Going Once...
Going Twice...
At 10:18 AM, Anonymous said…
Well well well. It is suddenly very clear why Steven G. likes to wear those gay oversized women's sunglass.
At 10:41 AM, Anonymous said…
Holy crap, this guy goes to so many festivals. THIS IS NEWS! This guys dream is to go to second tier festivals around the globe!!!
I have heard about a horror film that he is making, It should be real scary. Then, after he makes it, he can spend the next three to twelve years promoting his movie that no one is still watching.
PEOPLE ARE WATCHING TDS IN ITHICA! That is practically NEW YORK CITY!!!
At 10:43 AM, Anonymous said…
BTW, I vote for "Wall" in the eye category.
I also vote that it looks like he just tasted something unexpectedly moist, with a hint a lemon.
At 12:00 PM, Jack Tripper said…
Chaka,
Thanks for the photo. I know just where I'll hang it.
Good point about the fact that Steven is "just another white kid trying to be all black."
We appreciate your perspective, it means a lot!
At 5:08 PM, Anonymous said…
Man, put a vote down for "... weird eye."
At 5:21 PM, Anonymous said…
It's amazing that Jack took the time to Photoshop fake "wall eyes" on these pictures of Steven. Steven DOES NOT have messed up eyes! Jack needs to get a life and quit Photoshoping other people's eyes to make them look retarded!
What have you got to say for yourself Jack? Are you going to fess up to your tampering with Steve's eyes or do I have to post a side by side comparison of these same photos next to the originals to prove that you have been up to no good?
I bet you don't even post my comment cause you are afraid of the truth. And the truth is that Steven's eyes are perfectly fine!
At 5:39 PM, Jack Tripper said…
Rhonda,
I invite you to take a closer look at the originals and the ones we have posted here.
I swear we did not tweak his eyes in any fashion. His eyes are just like that I promise.
At 7:47 AM, Anonymous said…
Jack,
OK so I made a mistake. I am now convinced that maybe one of his eyes is off a little. I apologize for accussing you of tampering with his pictures. I guess I just didn't notice it before.
Even still Jack, pointing out to the world the someone has a lazy eye (or whatever you want to call it) just doesn't seem very nice.
I have apologized to you and now I think you should apologize to Steven Greenstreet.
At 12:15 PM, Jack Tripper said…
Rhonda, apology accepted.
And as for Steven, he is totally hip to this blog. He knows it's all done in good fun. He's all about having a good time and having a good laugh.
On another note, it looks like "wall eye" currently has the lead in the poll.
At 8:10 AM, Anonymous said…
Jack,
You have an interesting blog here to say the least.
these three photos demonstrate what is commonly known as "wall-eye" but more correctly classified as Strabismus. I should know because I have it and it can be extremely frusterating at times.
Judging from these photos, It looks like the majority of your readers have given an accurate diagnosis of "Steven." (For his sake I hope you aren't using his real name.)
"Steve" and I both suffer from a specific classification of Strabismus known as Exotropia.
Here are some of the specific classifications of Strabismus.
* esotropia, or one eye turning inward;
* exotropia, or one eye turning outward;
* hypertropia, or one eye turning upward.
* hypotropia, or one eye turning downward.
I hope you find this info helpful. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabismus
for some good basic info.
At 11:34 AM, Jack Tripper said…
Thanks for the info Anonymous. Sorry about your strabismus.
Jack
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous said…
Steve's great! He gives true Liberals like me a voice in Utah (more like U-tard!). Steve helps us take down "the man" and understands his rights and values as a human being (even with Bush in office). Sure, he dresses like unpopular female actors in Hollywood and obviously has no idea how to make a film, but I proudly support him!
Can I cast more than one vote for Wall Eye? A few of us here in the office can't get into our wireless network.
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous said…
My favorite part in T.D.S. is when Michael Moore came to Utah Valley. That guy's a stud.
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous said…
I like your movie very much. I see it with peoples in Denmark, there was so much of us! We laugh at how scary it is in Utah, America when you can't say some things and you can allowed to say other things.
When you movie finish, I want to cry, but instead I clap. We all clap (there many of us, we all clap).
Your Bush president is not good man and hannity is not good man.
Also you are very famous here all kids in my school think you are famous like backstreet boy or Nsync. I think you are like Nick or maybe Justin with hat.
I look like also like famous actress maybe you write me and send picture?
with loving,
Ryjka
P.S. I can't believe you make this youself. TDS is GREAT movie and all america should see to learn about freedoms.
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous said…
My favorite part in TDS is when Shawn Hannity's security guards pushed Steve up against the wall and Steve busted out a manly, "F***!!!!!"
I think that might explain a lot about the "wall-eye" thing.
But don't worry, Steve, I hear that Dakota Fanning AND Glenn Close suffer from "wall-eye" as well. Your freaky "wall-eyes" are NOT alone.
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